Convict

I'm still in quarantine tonight, currently watching the movie Annie on TV. Nothing is on and I don't want to watch Ryan Seacrest being an idiot at the Oscars. Plus, Oscar speeches make me feel uncomfortable. I don't like people who get kicked off stage because they're talking for too long, it makes me embarrassed for them.

So I'm watching the part in Annie when Punjab saves her from dangling off that bridge...you know, he ties his turban to the helicopter and saves her. Well, I'm sitting here thinking, wow, this tiny 17 inch TV has some mad surround sound. That is, until I see a helicopter spotlight through my window. No big deal, I keep watching the boob tube. Except I keep hearing this helicopter A LOT and see the search light again. After 5 minutes I start counting the times it's circling over head. In the past 15 minutes it has come around 19 times. Uh, is there a convict in my neighborhood? I mean, this is DC. It's times like this when I realize it would be great to have mace and a taser gun. Have you ever wondered just how bad it would hurt to get tasered? I do. We watched an episode of Mythbusters where the red head chick tased one of the guys. It was awesome.

Well, they must have lost the convict because they're getting farther away, but have circled 12 times since my last count. Oh, and there goes Ryan Seacrest being a retard... He just asked Jessica Alba if she's going to breastfeed. Get a grip dude. I'll check the news tomorrow to see what nut job just escaped from a mental hospital (we've had two of those already this year).