So Dirty

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. I came across an article the other day about unintentionally perverted kids toys. I can't believe that this stuff ever made it to market.

Meet one of the Punisher transformers. Apparently it wasn't enough to have the shape shifter look like this...

They had to take it one step further for full transformation...

Now that just looks like it hurts. How exactly would you react to seeing your child play with a toy that looks like he's crapping out a rocket of some sort??

This one is even worse. Check out this popsicle that once you've licked it enough, squirts out a gooey substance. Um, yeah. Only pervy ice cream truck men would be selling this to little kids.

Hey kids, why not hang your clothes on a boner bear.

Or let's play squirt gun war with penis batman. This one just conjures up memories of the SNL cartoon The Ambiguously Gay Duo.

I just don't see how this stuff ever actually made it past the marketing department. Do you think these are the results of disgruntled employees trying to get their company in trouble? No adult in their right mind could think this stuff is innocent. Either way, it made me laugh.